sure, when i asked girls what bugged them the most about guys several said ‘when they breath,’ most of us kinda like you around. i know we can’t expect every guy to act like Jack Dawson from the titanic, but maybe we can spruce you up a bit. & since you sometimes have trouble taking a hint, i’m going to tell you straight up what bothers us the most.
if u are having trouble trying to figure out why you can’t seem to attract or keep a girl, there’s a possibility that you’re doing one of these:
- checking out our bods while you’re talking to us.
- mansplaining. you may think you’re being helpful, but it comes off as condescending.
- acting differently around your friends. one minute you love me, and the next i’m as important as the dust in the corner of your room.
- asking for nudes. although austin mahone encourages us to ‘send it’ we don’t want to, so please stop asking.
- forgetting to drag a comb through it. sorry, buddy, your lack of hygiene does not go unnoticed.
- failing to put in the effort once you ‘have us.’ this is by far the fastest way to lose a girl!
- fixing your junk in public. we know it occasionally needs to be taken care of, but try to find a private place to adjust.
- telling us you like us but acting like you dont. plz make up your mind. thx.
- mistaking our kindness for flirting. kindness does not = flirting, no matter how much you want them to add up.
- lacking maturity. enough said
- blaming us for not picking a restaurant when you could do it too. like why do i have to pick every time?!
while many of these pet peeves are from a poll i took earlier this week, i agree with most of them. guys, If you feel like you’re being unfairly picked on, don’t worry we’ll have our turn. some of your “turn offs’ were a surprise to me. so, stay tuned on sunday to find out what guys find annoying.
