ok so… random post, but life’s weird. & here are some funny observations.
1.at age 30, you’ve spent a month having birthdays
2.because telescopes work using mirrors, we’ll never know if there are any space vampires
3.why do baby clothes have pockets?
4.brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton
5.”do not touch” would probably be really unsettling to be reading in braille
6.instead of leaking celebrity photos, we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks
7.americans don’t know whether to say USA or america
8.when i was younger, i honestly thought quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem. like, is it even a thing??!
9.donuts are an excuse to eat cake for breakfast
10.we need to honor the soldiers who have given their lives for our freedom
