i am completely obsessed with cheesy pickup lines, so i decided to make a list of my favs. disclaimer: these will most likely fail if you actually try to use them. 1.if i were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? 2.sure, you can feel my shirt. it’s made of girlfriend material. 3.is your body from mcdonalds? cause im lovin’ it. 4.if a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry i told santa i wanted you for christmas. 5.i hear you’re looking for a stud. well, i’ve got the STD and all i need is you. 6.hey, my name is microsoft. can i crash at your place tonight? 7.i’d like to calculate the slope of those curves. 8.are you from tennessee? because you’re really only like a 7.
so there you are, my favorite pickup lines. remember, though: never. use. them.
